Fashion Faux Pas

We've compiled a list of fashion no-no's for yourself and for your partner to live by.


Jill:

1. Rat tail/mullet (see post on hair and shoes)
2. Looney Toons apparel. Like Tasmanian devil leather jackets. What the hell’s up with those?
3. Fugly saying and symbol shirts like “100% Devil” and “PARENTAL ADVISORY EXPLICIT CONTENT.”
4. Shirts that are supposed to be ironic, like “I’m with stupid” as the arrow points up toward the wearer.
5. Overalls. Period. Unless they are for work, in which case it’s all good.
6. Jeans that are so tight on girls, that their muffin top is the central focus of the outfit.
7. Heels without the heel.
8. Thongs hanging out of the back of a girls’ (or worse, guys’) jeans.
9. Horribly bleached/holey jeans.
10. The pseudo-hippie look that’s completely overdone. Think Nicole Richie circa 2007.



Erica:

1. Plaid shorts with a plaid shirt (trying to be too matchy-matchy)*.
2. Denim suits.
3. Having one outfit for going out and one outfit for staying in.
4. Men in jorts (jeans shorts).
5. Faux fur is not so cute. It's better than real fur. But but do not put your faux furs in your
washer and dryer. It will get ruined.
6. Guido apparel (Ed Hardy).
7. Men in diamond stud earrings.
8. Buttoning your button-up all the way.
9. Unbuttoning your button-up all the way.
10. Men rolling up their pants.






*Inspiration from Stacy & Matt