Our Top 10 Almost Immediate Deal Breakers

So today we thought we would each give a short list of qualities in a guy we just loathe, that make our skin crawl. Essentially the official deal breakers. Every girl and every guy has them, here's ours.

Jill:
1. He has posters of "hot women" on his wall.
2. He says, "bro," "fist pump," or "do work." (Probably half our male fans do this; maybe they'll get the hint not to!)
3. His attitude toward sports is that of the dumbest high school jock you know.
4. He has subscriptions to "Pent House" or "Play Boy."
5. He thinks two lesbians mud-wrestling is the sexiest thing ever.
6. His idea of a romantic night out is serving you greasy pizza at a sports bar with his bros.
7. He listens to Nickelback.
8. He loves his car/works on his car more than spending time with you.
9. He drinks Redbull and vodka.
10. Likes movies like "The Fast and the Furious" or anything with Megan Fox.


Erica:

1. He has long finger (or toe) nails. Shutter.
2. He constantly has to one up you.
3. He calls you “dude.”
4. He rolls his eyes all the time.
5. He doesn’t understand the importance of having good shoes.
6. He secretly likes Disney TV shows. At least be honest about it!
7. He has no drive or ambition.
8. He’s drunk hitting on you.
9. He’s quick to tell you about his day, but never asks how yours was.
10. His car/room/house is really dirty. Not messy or disorganized - dirty.